Here are the rules
THE RULES (apply to everybody starting right now)
1. No talking on the bus. Not on your phone, not with your buddy, not to yourself. Just be quiet.
2. No riding your bike on the sidewalk. If you can't ride it on the road then walk it. Pedestrians get to carry water balloons to throw at people who ride bikes on the sidewalk.
3. If the bus starts getting full enough that someone just might have to sit beside you MOVE YOUR CRAP OUT OF THE WAY. And while you're at it, move your ass over. You don't want me to have to climb over you in the mood I'm in. Ouch.
4. If you're out in public with your dog and he/she has not been through extensive obedience training which includes staying within an inch of you at all times, buy a freaking leash and use it.
Grumpy? Me??
1. No talking on the bus. Not on your phone, not with your buddy, not to yourself. Just be quiet.
2. No riding your bike on the sidewalk. If you can't ride it on the road then walk it. Pedestrians get to carry water balloons to throw at people who ride bikes on the sidewalk.
3. If the bus starts getting full enough that someone just might have to sit beside you MOVE YOUR CRAP OUT OF THE WAY. And while you're at it, move your ass over. You don't want me to have to climb over you in the mood I'm in. Ouch.
4. If you're out in public with your dog and he/she has not been through extensive obedience training which includes staying within an inch of you at all times, buy a freaking leash and use it.
Grumpy? Me??