[A. Welp, shit's getting real in Mayfield again and Parsee actually has something important to say for once.]
Okay, so by now I bet most of you have at least noticed that stupid highway suddenly showing up. I'm here to tell you all to leave it the fuck alone already. Death isn't permanent here, but your lives are way more valuable than mine, so don't be so stupidly quick to throw them away.
Elly, just....stay home. Tend your flowers or something. Komeiji- I don't give a shit about you, but at least try to keep your younger sister out of this. You're not too lazy for that at least, right?
[She doesn't mention Yamame, because after this call she's going to attempt to literally tie the spider girl to the bed or something, and she doesn't mention Komachi because the ferrygirl's droning still hurts.]
As for the rest of you.....stay the fuck home too, although I don't really care.
And no one go near the dairy. I mean it; you'll only get yourself killed.
[B. True to her word, Parsee will be guarding the dairy, having sided with Grady in exchange for her danmaku and spell cards. Anyone who gets too close, or tries to break in, will be getting shot at. Danmaku are concussive lasers, so they actually can't kill anyone, but they WILL hurt- it'll feel like getting punched.
But it's not really Parsee you have to worry about.
Juri will be popping in to make sure Parsee's doing her job, so beware.]
[ooc: I'll be PMing players whenever it seems like Juri will have to intervene in threads. It should be noted that there's a high likelihood of injury/death for characters that resist, because Juri is Juri and Parsee is pretty incapable of stopping her from having her way if it comes down to a fight.]