This is some of the best stuff I’ve read in ages.
Let us now praise the immaculate shade of Joyce Beatty.
This woman is not afraid of ISIS, Putin, Trump, or stains.
She literally carries hot sauce around with her all the time. That takes guts! You know how hard it is to get the right amount of Frank's Red Hot out of that little bottle without some of it splashing up on you?
I love the people who complain that Hillary's white pantsuit is impractical. What's she scheduled to do in it? She's giving a speech, not cooking a Fourth of July barbecue. Her agenda for the day had one item: make history.