My brother and uncle went to the Queen's Plate.  They said the horses underperformed because of the heat, so they bet all wrong and didn't make any money.  They were right behind and a little to the side of the Queen.  "We could have thrown oranges at her head," my uncle said.

Just read one of those tween quizes my little cousin posted on her Facebook.  I think sometimes she forgets the whole family is reading.

Do you like being kissed when you are asleep?
well it's kind of creepy to not know if someone just kissed you while unconcious