Sometimes it's amazing when things are taken out of context how funny they can be. Example:
Me: what if it were a gay porn bomb?
Paul: that would be TERRIBLE
Me: what if it were lesbian gay porn?
Me: huh?
Me: think about it
Me:
http://www.garrettwalker.com/today_at/content/images/porn_016.jpgMe: but in bomb form
Me: I imagine doing that would hurt
Me: or at least itch
Paul: why did u send me a link to porn
Paul: i'm guessing it's gay porn... WHY DO YOU HAVE A LINK TO GAY PORN?!
Also it's neat when you can find things in the everyday life that feel as if they have some significance to you. Example:
"I will be up on top when the sky falls down and it all goes wrong again."
That's like my anthem. The lesson to this journal entry, is that I have nothing interesting going on. I'm not even angry enough to have a pissed off rant about something. It's terrible. But awesome. Vicious cycle.