Me: I'm busy consoling my grieving friend!

Kristy: Well I'm grieving, in my pants.

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Hey, what are you excited for that will come with the summer? Here are a few of mine:

1. The smell of fresh cut grass.
2. Sweat.
3. Laying in cold grass as the sky grows dark.

Share some of yours! It's fun.

Me: Who knows how to please a woman better than a woman?

Kristy: Um, porn thinks that, not real people.

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BrianEatWorld16: Whooooooooo
BrianEatWorld16: are yooooou
BrianEatWorld16: when willlllll you be throoooough?
BrianEatWorld16: Yeah, it's just a phase
BrianEatWorld16: It will be over soon
BrianEatWorld16: Yeah it's just a phase
BrianEatWorld16: Yeah it's just a... phase
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Oh sweet unmerciful God it's too early. I woke up to see Kristy off, I hope she has a good day at work. In the meantime, I'll be cold. Not like, milkshake cold, but more like: "wtfbrr" cold.

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So I got a new function with Firefox, has a little b-log (Brian log, as the word "blog" sucks) window that pops up whenever I want and will automatically post it to the b-log of my choosing. Neat shit huh?

Let's see if it works.

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Inode Man: Yahoo514: \ Blood-sucking monkeys that have been lurking at an ancient Hindu temple in India's northeast have attacked up to 300 children during the past three weeks ( Read more... )

Ok so it's like this.

1. Toast four halves of a Rasin English Muffin
2. Butter said halves of a Rasin English Muffin
3. Put one slice of cheese on two halves of a Rasin English Muffin
4. Sandwich one slice of cheese between two halves of a Rasin English Muffin
5. Eat, and enjoy

Yeah, it kind of sucks now. And by it I mean: ok so I have no idea. I don't have anything interesting to say either, so I'm falling back on c/p AIM conversations into my journal. Joy ( Read more... )