My Hometown
My friend mickymse sent this to me. I thought it was hysterical.
Survivor-Nebraska Style
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Nebraska is planning to do its own, entitled "Survivor-Nebraska Style." The contestants will start in Omaha, travel up to South Sioux City and on to Norfolk and Columbus. Then they will head over to Grand Island and up to Kearney and Ogallala. From there they will proceed up to Scottsbluff and Valentine. Then back down through North Platte, McCook and all the way over to Lincoln and back up to Omaha. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with Illinois license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads:
"I'm gay. I'm a vegetarian. Steak clogs your arteries.
The Huskers suck. Go Bears! Cheese is high in cholesterol.
Hillary in 2004. Deer Hunting is murder and I'm here to
confiscate your guns !"
The first one that makes it back to Omaha alive, wins. Good luck to all contestants!
Every hour, every day, I'm gone from Nebraska is an hour, a day, I breathe much easier.
Survivor-Nebraska Style
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Nebraska is planning to do its own, entitled "Survivor-Nebraska Style." The contestants will start in Omaha, travel up to South Sioux City and on to Norfolk and Columbus. Then they will head over to Grand Island and up to Kearney and Ogallala. From there they will proceed up to Scottsbluff and Valentine. Then back down through North Platte, McCook and all the way over to Lincoln and back up to Omaha. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with Illinois license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads:
"I'm gay. I'm a vegetarian. Steak clogs your arteries.
The Huskers suck. Go Bears! Cheese is high in cholesterol.
Hillary in 2004. Deer Hunting is murder and I'm here to
confiscate your guns !"
The first one that makes it back to Omaha alive, wins. Good luck to all contestants!
Every hour, every day, I'm gone from Nebraska is an hour, a day, I breathe much easier.