easy transferable disease.
because i care:
i saw another commercial for valtrex or some other pill to help people disguise their std's. i've never seen people so happy to have an easily transferable disease. let me tell you, my friends, if you do happen to have herpes or syphilis or some other inconvenient std, please do not tell me; it will not go well. there will be no hand holding down by the lake or swinging from a tree. if we're lucky i'll just quietly judge you for the rest of my days, but it's more likely that i'll stare at you with thinly veiled horror and disgust, or laugh in your face outright. if you've contracted gonorrhea from riding a tractor in your bathing suit, however, do let me know, because that is a story i need to hear.
ok. los tigres are back. enjoy your hopefully disease-free weekends!
i saw another commercial for valtrex or some other pill to help people disguise their std's. i've never seen people so happy to have an easily transferable disease. let me tell you, my friends, if you do happen to have herpes or syphilis or some other inconvenient std, please do not tell me; it will not go well. there will be no hand holding down by the lake or swinging from a tree. if we're lucky i'll just quietly judge you for the rest of my days, but it's more likely that i'll stare at you with thinly veiled horror and disgust, or laugh in your face outright. if you've contracted gonorrhea from riding a tractor in your bathing suit, however, do let me know, because that is a story i need to hear.
ok. los tigres are back. enjoy your hopefully disease-free weekends!