From The Office to San Juan:
"No, I don't talk about my love life for a very good reason, and that reason is I don't have one. Which is very good news for the ladies -- I am still available. I'm a heck of a catch, 'cause, er, well look at it. I live in Slough, in a lovely house, with my parents. I have my own room which I've had since, yep, since I was born. That's seen a lot of action, I tell you. Mainly dusting. I went to university for a year as well, before I dropped out, so I'm a quitter. So, er, form an orderly queue, ladies."