This is so much better than work *g*

[brenk]

And another one:

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.

This makes your own slogans.

I just entered "Olympic" (current subject of idiot translation). Got:

"It's a bit of an Olympic"
"That's Handy, Harry! Stick it in the Olympic!"
"Olympic prevents that sinking feeling"
"Naughty, but Olympic" (love that one)

Then "Writing"
"If you like a lot of writing on your biscuit, join our club" (probably familiar only to Brits)
"An army of writing"
"Cuts writing time by half"
"The writing for all ages"

Must stop this. NOW.