I can't remember laughing this much for a long, long, LONG time.
Was given this link:
http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/ via a mail group. It turns text on websites into dialects such as Cockney, redneck, etc. And... it WORKS!! Just sent it the URL for an article I wrote, and have been sitting here with tears in my eyes at the cockney version thereof.
Oh my. Oh lovely. I have this urge to put a chunk of Swiss pension fund law into 'Redneck' forthwith. Or some economics into Cockney. Or, or, or....
Wonderful :)