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Shamelessly robbed from alexpgp but as I don't know how to do references to specific posts (and yes, that's on my list of things to learn, like LJ-cut), it's here. It's wonderful. Thanks, Alex!
A Seasonal Greeting just for you, (insert name(s)
here)!
From (me/us) ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter
called the wishee") Please accept without
obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially
responsible, politically correct, low stress,
non-solstice holiday, practiced within the most
enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of
your choice, or secular practices of your choice,
with respect for the religious/secular persuasions
and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to
practice religious or secular traditions at all... and
a financially successful, year 2003, but with due
respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures or sects, and having regard to the race,
choice of computer platform or dietary preference
of the wishee
By accepting this greeting you are bound by
these terms that:
This greeting is subject to further
clarification or withdrawal.
This greeting is freely transferable provided
that no alteration shall be made to the
original greeting and that the proprietary
rights of the wishor are acknowledged.
This greeting implies no promise by the
wishor to actually implement any of the
wishes.
This greeting may not be enforceable in
certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions
herein may not be binding upon certain
wishees in certain jurisdictions and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the
wishor.
This greeting is warranted to perform as
reasonably may be expected within the
usual application of good tidings, for a
period of one year or until the issuance of
a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
comes first.
The wishor warrants this greeting only for
the limited replacement of this wish or
issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wishor
Any references in this greeting to “God“,
“Little Baby Jesus“, "the Lord", "Father
Christmas", "Our Saviour", or any other
festive figures, whether actual or fictitious,
dead or alive, shall not imply any
endorsement by or from them in respect of
this greeting, and all proprietary rights in
any referenced third party names and
images are hereby acknowledged.
Warmest Personal Regards
A Seasonal Greeting just for you, (insert name(s)
here)!
From (me/us) ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter
called the wishee") Please accept without
obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially
responsible, politically correct, low stress,
non-solstice holiday, practiced within the most
enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of
your choice, or secular practices of your choice,
with respect for the religious/secular persuasions
and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to
practice religious or secular traditions at all... and
a financially successful, year 2003, but with due
respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures or sects, and having regard to the race,
choice of computer platform or dietary preference
of the wishee
By accepting this greeting you are bound by
these terms that:
This greeting is subject to further
clarification or withdrawal.
This greeting is freely transferable provided
that no alteration shall be made to the
original greeting and that the proprietary
rights of the wishor are acknowledged.
This greeting implies no promise by the
wishor to actually implement any of the
wishes.
This greeting may not be enforceable in
certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions
herein may not be binding upon certain
wishees in certain jurisdictions and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the
wishor.
This greeting is warranted to perform as
reasonably may be expected within the
usual application of good tidings, for a
period of one year or until the issuance of
a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
comes first.
The wishor warrants this greeting only for
the limited replacement of this wish or
issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wishor
Any references in this greeting to “God“,
“Little Baby Jesus“, "the Lord", "Father
Christmas", "Our Saviour", or any other
festive figures, whether actual or fictitious,
dead or alive, shall not imply any
endorsement by or from them in respect of
this greeting, and all proprietary rights in
any referenced third party names and
images are hereby acknowledged.
Warmest Personal Regards