So my mom decided to drink a little tonight. Then she fell asleep. Then she started TALKING in her sleep. What did I have near me at the time ( Read more... )

not ONLY is this statue holding a CROSS instead of a TORCH, she is also holding the TEN COMMANDMENTS instead of a LAW BOOK...............grr. This is why I don't wake up this early...

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http://www.glumbert.com/media/connie

http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=710557

1. going to a guys house and having a GREAT TIME (insert dirt mind here) doesn't mean that you are "dating ( Read more... )

( To no one in particular, but it just makes me wonder... )

*looks at all the memes*
Does it frighten anyone that so many people don't have anything else to do but answer memes?
( Just one tear. So make it a good one )

Having to deal with reality is annoying. Death, dying, and illness came up this morning. I feel really bad for you! *hugs* But remember that I offered to be your shoulder!!! Yes, funerals are boring, but dood, I offered to smile for you ( Read more... )

Gluttony was probably invented by fat priests who wanted skinny women *and sometimes men* so they would never eat and get fat.

I say screw them *figuratively* and hand me my Double Stuf Oreos Bitch!!!

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I have a job for you all!
What is the word that means your first and last names initial start with the same letter?!

It has been bugging me and I cannot find it on GOOGLE.

Is there a site that lets you enter in a meaning and you get the word?!

HELP!