Re: Fill: The Floral Monstrosity, Pike/McCoy 2/2zauzatJuly 1 2011, 07:38:37 UTC
“Get your hands out of my pants, mister. I don’t know what makes you think you are getting any at any time in the near future. I agreed to let Jim be best man - and therefore give a damned speech - because you promised you’d keep him under control!”
“Yeah, and? The speech was very funny. People loved it.”
“He told them about that shoreleave on Risa with you and me and the seventeen Cardassian sunrises and that creature with all the tentacles! The only way he could have known about that was if you told him.”
“So? It was amusing. And he told equally scurrilous tales about me.”
“I’m not having my husband and my best friend gossiping behind my back. You are on the couch until you grow up a bit, like when you hit a hundred or so.”
“Come off it, baby. I’ve got us the most amazing honeymoon suite on a little island near the Seychelles, the whole island to ourselves, no people, no press. You don’t want to be all on your own in that gigantic honeymoon bed.”
“No one else? You promise?”
“Just you and me, honey. We can spend the entire two weeks buck naked if you want.”
“Couldn’t we have just eloped, skipped this all for the honeymoon?”
“Given that Jim would probably have joined forces with my mother to hunt us down, trust me, this is the easy option. Now stop grumbling and kiss me.”
“Hmmm......”
“Oh yeah, so good.....”
“You know you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me, darlin’, even if I do get a bit contrary at times?”
“I know baby, I love you too.... now just lean against that pillar for a moment.”
“Chris! No! Stop it! You are not blowing me in the middle of my own god-damned wedding reception. Not with 800 fucking bigwigs just round the corner.”
“Just keep quiet baby, and they’ll never notice. You could lose a squadron behind this floral monstrosity. Now shhh....”
“We’ve been married for five damned minutes and already you don’t listen to a word I say. I.... Chris.... oh fuck....”
“Yeah, and? The speech was very funny. People loved it.”
“He told them about that shoreleave on Risa with you and me and the seventeen Cardassian sunrises and that creature with all the tentacles! The only way he could have known about that was if you told him.”
“So? It was amusing. And he told equally scurrilous tales about me.”
“I’m not having my husband and my best friend gossiping behind my back. You are on the couch until you grow up a bit, like when you hit a hundred or so.”
“Come off it, baby. I’ve got us the most amazing honeymoon suite on a little island near the Seychelles, the whole island to ourselves, no people, no press. You don’t want to be all on your own in that gigantic honeymoon bed.”
“No one else? You promise?”
“Just you and me, honey. We can spend the entire two weeks buck naked if you want.”
“Couldn’t we have just eloped, skipped this all for the honeymoon?”
“Given that Jim would probably have joined forces with my mother to hunt us down, trust me, this is the easy option. Now stop grumbling and kiss me.”
“Hmmm......”
“Oh yeah, so good.....”
“You know you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me, darlin’, even if I do get a bit contrary at times?”
“I know baby, I love you too.... now just lean against that pillar for a moment.”
“Chris! No! Stop it! You are not blowing me in the middle of my own god-damned wedding reception. Not with 800 fucking bigwigs just round the corner.”
“Just keep quiet baby, and they’ll never notice. You could lose a squadron behind this floral monstrosity. Now shhh....”
“We’ve been married for five damned minutes and already you don’t listen to a word I say. I.... Chris.... oh fuck....”
- the end -
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