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"Let's get gay married!" commentfic meme.

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FILL: Things That Start With B, Sesame Street, Ernie/Bert anonymous June 27 2011, 23:07:37 UTC

Things That Start With B

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"Bowtie. Big Bird. Bouquet. Bear. That's Fozzie. Hi, Fozzie!"

"Ernie, what are you doing?"

"Oh, I'm finding things that start with the letter B."

"Ernie, we are walking down the aisle together. We are supposed to be solemnly thinking about the future!"

"I am! Baby, that starts with B, too!"

"You want to have a baby?!"

"Well, not right now. We're walking down the aisle, Bert. Heh heh heh heh. Hey, there's Bunsen and Beaker. Hi, Bunsen! Hi, Beaker! Did you know both of your names start with the letter B? Are you getting married, too?"

"Ernie!"

"No, that starts with an E, Bert. I know the two letters look similar, but E doesn't have those nifty little curved bits in front of the short sticking-out parts. See, I'll draw both letters in the air for you with my finger."

"Ernie, now is not the time to draw letters. We are getting married, right now, this minute. We have walked down the aisle and we are standing in front of the minister!"

"Hi, Minister Sarah!"

"Stop waving!"

"Minister Sarah, our friends are all here today because my pal and I want to get married. We've been together for forty-two years, you know."

"It seems like longer."

"What was that, Bert?"

"Nothing."

"Anyway, we've been together for a long, long time, having lots of fun with our beds and our bathtub and bananas stuck in our -- "

"Ernie!"

" -- ears. So, Minister Sarah, I just wanted to let you know that things that start with the letter B have been some of my favorite things ever, even though Rubber Duckie starts with R and D, and pigeon starts with P, so I guess we've both got favorite things that start with other letters. I don't think they'll feel left out, though, because Rubber Duckie and Bert's pigeons already know my most favorite person in the world is my best buddy Bert right here. He is the most important thing that starts with B in my whole life. Isn't that right, Bert?"

"Huh. Sorry, something stuck in my eye."

"So, Minister Sarah, will you please marry us? Because now that it's legal where we live, I want to spend the rest of my life with my best buddy Bert. Beloved starts with B, too. Isn't that neat?"

"Oh, Ernie."

Re: FILL: Things That Start With B, Sesame Street, Ernie/Bert anonymous June 28 2011, 00:41:26 UTC

I started to tear up. <3

Re: FILL: Things That Start With B, Sesame Street, Ernie/Bert zoi_no_miko June 28 2011, 00:53:48 UTC

Yeah, somewhere around the 42 years bit I got that annoying lump in my throat. <3

Re: FILL: Things That Start With B, Sesame Street, Ernie/Bert ladyknightanka June 28 2011, 00:59:42 UTC

Aww! ♥

Re: FILL: Things That Start With B, Sesame Street, Ernie/Bert battywings June 28 2011, 01:15:09 UTC

I... I don't know, oh lord. It's just perfect and sweet.

Re: FILL: Things That Start With B, Sesame Street, Ernie/Bert anonymous June 28 2011, 01:24:26 UTC

I cried. Oh, that's *adorable*.

Re: FILL: Things That Start With B, Sesame Street, Ernie/Bert thistlerose June 28 2011, 01:30:29 UTC

That was adorable. Thank you, Anon!!!

Re: FILL: Things That Start With B, Sesame Street, Ernie/Bert vicious_sock June 28 2011, 01:32:47 UTC

awwww.....! so much love! :D

Re: FILL: Things That Start With B, Sesame Street, Ernie/Bert havenstar June 28 2011, 01:34:22 UTC

this is the cutest thing
that has ever happened

this is cuter than puppies

cuter than TWELVE PUPPIES

thank you for making me go all stupid and weepy, the way weddings should.

Re: FILL: Things That Start With B, Sesame Street, Ernie/Bert rainbowstrlght June 28 2011, 01:52:07 UTC

OMG, so incredibly adorable. Made my heart swell a little. ♥

Re: FILL: Things That Start With B, Sesame Street, Ernie/Bert silver_cyanne June 28 2011, 02:08:10 UTC

Oh this is just beautiful.

Re: FILL: Things That Start With B, Sesame Street, Ernie/Bert admiratio June 28 2011, 02:12:32 UTC

This is absolutely divine and a delight to read, thank you Anon.

Re: FILL: Things That Start With B, Sesame Street, Ernie/Bert anonymous June 28 2011, 02:45:40 UTC

WTF? This was brilliant. I loved it from start to finish. Literally laughing and crying. Heart to you.

Re: FILL: Things That Start With B, Sesame Street, Ernie/Bert lannamichaels June 28 2011, 03:04:15 UTC

SO MUCH WIN.

Re: FILL: Things That Start With B, Sesame Street, Ernie/Bert bree_black June 28 2011, 03:12:32 UTC

This is fantastic, anon. (If I were you I would claim it!)

Re: FILL: Things That Start With B, Sesame Street, Ernie/Bert lulabel June 28 2011, 04:18:26 UTC

This is just the best thing ever. I loved the line about "forty-two years." Pretty hard to beat that.

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