-Ice cream coughs!
-Biting off the tip of an ice cream cone and sucking the ice cream through
-Google RSS feeds
-Rain or snow hitting a spotlight and turning into steam

-Shorthand
-How teachers loudly decry Wikipedia but it is actually our first stop when we need a quick answer
-Drinking milk out of the carton

-Good typists
-Large, warm hands
-Vanilla ice cream with cinnamon
-"Pick up the Phone", The Notwist

-Cup o' Noodles
-Reviewing your search history on Google
-Watching a train of thought develop via searches
-The fact that I performed searches for "28 Days Later" naked hospital or related queries more than once, in different months

-DVD special features
-Extended scenes
-Deleted scenes
-Cast commentary
-Writer/director commentary
-Effects team commentary
-"Lord of the Rings" commenary
-Storyboards

-Walking all over the city grocery shopping
-Using reusable bags
-The smug feeling of eco-superiourity that comes with it
-Turning the brightness on your monitor up and down
-Keyboard short-cuts
-Going into a movie expecting to be scared
-Having it deliver

-Unexpectedly excellent diction
-Looking up words that you don't know
-Not using copywritten names generically (it's a tissue, not a Kleenex; a photocopy, not a Xerox)
-Shredding paper

-The old Preview Channel when it was blue and told you what was on TV
-A&E murder specials
-The fact that I never, ever walk between cars anymore because of them
-iGoogle
-Google image searches
-Petting tied up dogs even though I know that I am not supposed to

-Split ends
-Mozilla Firefox
-The spell checker on it
-Having too many computer programs open at once
-Obsessing over misplaced modifiers
-Touch typing
-Writing grammatically-correct text messages
-Getting grammatically-atrocious text messages from professors
-Most numbers that end in seven
-Spelling out numbers