XII -- voice/written;

[breakmychest]

So, who's up for some sort of snow battle?

[Elphaba]

So, ready to go? It's cloudy enough that I'm not worried about going out during the day.

[/Elphaba]

[Santa--written]

Dear Santa,

For the record? This is written under bloody duress. In my world, you're a demon, and I don't think all the world saving in the universe could get me off the naughty list. But here goes:

For Elphaba, I don't know, some sort of text book? She seems like the sort that would like text books. Maybe one about the modern world.

For Howard Wolowitz some sort of action figure of me. Do they make those? If I'm in a show on the telly, they ought to. I'm assuming I'm a bloody popular character.

For Edgar some CDs of showtunes or something.

For Drusilla some pretty dresses, but no pretty girls inside them.

For Dick a season or two of the cheesy Batman show from the sixties. Unless that'd be too weird for him, then I guess maybe something circus related. Wasn't he from the circus?

For Agent K some really good scotch.

Get Claire... bloody hell, I don't know. What do girls like? Cute shoes?

And for me, well, I'm guessing you can't arrange what I'd really like, which is some word from Buffy, so I guess I'd like some Passions DVDs, or a new mace.

Right. Glad that's done.

-Spike.

[Added later:]

Oh, and get that bloke with the long scarf "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown." He's never seen it.

[/Santa]