Bombastic Fantastic
: Christmas was fantastic! I got everything I wanted plus some!
: The LIST
:A puzzle. It's a tradition in our family.
:New skis!
:An all expenses paid cruise for two.
:A new laptop... MAC! plus a spare, just in case.
:A year's supply of pre-teriyakied teriyaki chicken.
:A new sweater from Grandma.
:The ELO Greatest hits CD.
:Tickets to The Greatful Dead's Reunion concert in Nepal!
:A trampoline for inside the house.
:A get out of jail free card.
:$5,000 from my ritzy granparents.
:A shitload of movies including the gold-plated Harry Potter series. One of a kind.
:A Little Mermaid sweatshirt! Just what I always wanted.
Plus, best of all........
My very own palace! I love having dead rich relatives to give me things.
:You guys can all come visit me at my palace over the summer if you want. If you can afford it.
:What a great Christmas.