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heres a joke. it made me laugh. alot
There are these two guys at a train station, waiting for a train. They both have black eyes. One of them turns to the other and says "hey...how did you get that black eye?" and the guy goes "well, its a funny story. i was waiting in line to get my ticket, and there was this really really gorgeous blonde girl with really big boobs! so i got kinda nervous, and instead of asking her for a ticket to pittsburg, i asked her for a picket to titsburg...then she socked me." The other guy laughed and said "Oh man, that really sucks!" So then the other guy asked him how he had gotten his black eye. The guy replied, "Well, i was sitting at the breakfast table with my wife...and instead of saying 'Honey, can you pass me the box of cheerios?' i accidentally said 'You stupid bitch you ruined my fucking life!'"
i love my jamie :) military ball on saturday. i got a new Dior dress and wild rose shoes! woo!
There are these two guys at a train station, waiting for a train. They both have black eyes. One of them turns to the other and says "hey...how did you get that black eye?" and the guy goes "well, its a funny story. i was waiting in line to get my ticket, and there was this really really gorgeous blonde girl with really big boobs! so i got kinda nervous, and instead of asking her for a ticket to pittsburg, i asked her for a picket to titsburg...then she socked me." The other guy laughed and said "Oh man, that really sucks!" So then the other guy asked him how he had gotten his black eye. The guy replied, "Well, i was sitting at the breakfast table with my wife...and instead of saying 'Honey, can you pass me the box of cheerios?' i accidentally said 'You stupid bitch you ruined my fucking life!'"
i love my jamie :) military ball on saturday. i got a new Dior dress and wild rose shoes! woo!