I wrote a poem to the moon ( Read more... )

8/13/03
Me: "Topless" is in here.
Vanessa: Well, it is the dictionary.

"Every decade has an iconic blond like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana, and right now I'm that icon," Paris Hilton, on her place in society

"By faithfully working eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day." - Robert Frost

To laugh is to risk appearing a fool ( Read more... )

highlights from the madeleine albright event i attended recently.

• She and Donna Shalala are good friends (M.A. spoke at commencement earlier that day too). Apparently, people get them mixed up at airports. Short ladies (yes, Clinton liked midget women) are all the same.
  
  
• The best part of no longer being Secretary of State is that I can actually ( Read more... )

They call this war a cloud over the land. But they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say, 'Shit, it's raining!' ~Ruby (Renee Zellwegger) in Cold Mountain

A policitian is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. ~Texas Guinan, prohibition nightclub hostess

Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense. ~Gertrude Stein

I usually make up my mind about a man in ten seconds, and I very rarely change it. ~Margaret Thatcher

When feeling cheap and nasty, remind yourself that without infidelity, literature and opera would be up shit creek. ~Kathy Lette ( Read more... )