Mar 05, 2005 21:51
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? ~Rita Rudner
For the happiest life, days should be rigorously planned, nights left open to chance. ~Mignon McLaughlin
To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first. ~Janeane Garafalo
I've finally figured out that being male is the same thing, more or less, as having a personality disorder. ~Carol Shields
To fall in love you have to be in the state of mind for it to take, like a disease. ~Nancy Mitford
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