Phooey and More Randomness
HSA PR meetings are coming to end...no meeting tonight. Only 1 or 2 left...only to promote the banquet. :-( I wonder why? Less time with...haha. I'll never tell....
More randomness previously promised:
~*(From a Joke Mailing List):IF JESUS WERE ALIVE TODAY...
If Jesus were to do His same ministry on earth today, He would be wanted by...
the FDA for turning water into wine without a license,
the EPA for killing fig trees,
the AMA for practicing medicine without a license,
the Dept. of Health for asking people to open graves, for raising the dead and for feeding 5,000 people in the wilderness,
the NEA for teaching without a certificate,
OSHA for walking on water without a life-jacket and for flying without an airplane,
the SPCA for driving hogs into the sea,
and the National Board of Psychiatrists for giving advice on how to live a guilt-free life.
~*NY TIMES OP-ED: U.S. Use of Tear Gas Could Violate Treaty, Critics Say http://www.nytimes.com/2003/04/05/international/worldspecial/05GAS.html?th=&pagewanted=print&position=bottom
Back to writing my religion paper. Her majesty, will you be willing to edit/proof it when I'm done? Pretty please?
More randomness previously promised:
~*(From a Joke Mailing List):IF JESUS WERE ALIVE TODAY...
If Jesus were to do His same ministry on earth today, He would be wanted by...
the FDA for turning water into wine without a license,
the EPA for killing fig trees,
the AMA for practicing medicine without a license,
the Dept. of Health for asking people to open graves, for raising the dead and for feeding 5,000 people in the wilderness,
the NEA for teaching without a certificate,
OSHA for walking on water without a life-jacket and for flying without an airplane,
the SPCA for driving hogs into the sea,
and the National Board of Psychiatrists for giving advice on how to live a guilt-free life.
~*NY TIMES OP-ED: U.S. Use of Tear Gas Could Violate Treaty, Critics Say http://www.nytimes.com/2003/04/05/international/worldspecial/05GAS.html?th=&pagewanted=print&position=bottom
Back to writing my religion paper. Her majesty, will you be willing to edit/proof it when I'm done? Pretty please?