Looks like you are going to have to re-edit that map. ;p
Skye Allec: *takes one of those stupid quiz things... and gets a "Kyo would be your perfect match!' result* Oh sure, and in a week we'd kill each other. Blythe: *snickers* Blythe: It would be fun to introduce him to the Blacksheep, though. Skye Allec: I can see it now...
*Ama waving around her Odachi and Masamune replica with a Kyo ripping through his skin enough to bleed next to her* "Hey Tsuru! I have the perfect man for me that I want you to meet!" Blythe: *rolls on the floow laughing* Blythe: Cibby following him around asking him questions.... Skye Allec: Cibby: "Do you like hairy men? I do!" Kyo: "Wtf $#@^$@^6 get out of my face before I throw up on you, hair ball." Blythe: *toothy smile* Blythe: *Ooze hurriedly packing up and moving into Niz's fridge* Skye Allec: It would be the relationship made in Hell. *nodnod* ....
...still haven't figured out if that would be a good or bad thing. 'Cause Hell is where all the naughty girls and guys wearing very little clothing waving pitch forks and tempting other bad, bad little people would go. Blythe: Or, in the immortal words of Bart Simpson: "Ma'am, wouldn't you eventually get used to it--like a hot tub?" Skye Allec: Yeah, I mean really... you'd be there for all eternity. You know how if you accidentily step on a needle it'd hurt badly, but if you lay down in a bed of upright needles it wouldn't hurt at all? Blythe: ....*hopes never to test that theory* Skye Allec: Must be just me o.o Blythe: I think you're probably right, but I'd rather not find out. Skye Allec: Understandable. Skye Allec: Darn, Die wasn't even the 2nd best result for me T_T Blythe: *kicks the stupid test for you* Skye Allec: It's rigged! Blythe: The president of Die Land probably did it! Skye Allec: *plans the assassination of the Alpha Fangirl* Blythe: *supplies troops* Skye Allec: *has Pokemon, remember? If the cuteness of Pikachu doesn't kill the Alpha Fangirl instantly, then a trip into a Poke Ball for all eternity will... all in the name to retake over Die Land, of course* Blythe: *Yup, the Pokemon troops are being called to active duty, led by General Pikachu!* Skye Allec: "Onward oh disturbingly cute anime minions! SHOW NO MERCY!" Skye Allec: *waves aloft the Masamune replica dramatically!* Blythe: *waves the US of AMA/Tiny Terroria Alliance flag* "Onwards, my minions! Brownies for everyone when the Alpha Fangirl has fallen!" Skye Allec: *The armies of Pokemon and Fangirl clash together in the sprawling battlefield, with some confusion over the constant shouts of "Kawaii!" and "oh so very cute!". In fact, the Alpha Fangirl, being of course the worst possible fan of Diru imaginable--even Diru fears her--keeps saying "kawaii!" so much over the disturbingly cute Pokemon that she dies from air loss* Blythe: VICTORY! Skye Allec: YES! *with the death of Alpha Fangirl, Ama with the help of the terrible Pokemon re-establishes herself as ruler of Die Land and forges a life-time alliance with Tiny Terroria, over quite a few mugs of beer, of course.* Skye Allec: The fangirls of Die Land were quickly brought to submission under the threat of "Gotta catch all the 4326423672346724 Pokemon!" Blythe: *not having had alcohol before, Athena swiftly discovers she can't hold her liquor, gets happily drunk, and wanders around the re-conquered palace declaring her love for everything in sight* Skye Allec: *Ama hands her another beer* ;p Blythe: *The press conference doesn't go so well* Blythe: *In fact, the press conference looks like an outtake from a Naked Gun film* Skye Allec: :-O Blythe: *giggling*
*Press conference and the commander running around saying she loves everybody snaps a lot of good diplomatic relations, which allows for new fangirls to reunite the tribes around the borders* :D
Skye Allec: *takes one of those stupid quiz things... and gets a "Kyo would be your perfect match!' result* Oh sure, and in a week we'd kill each other.
Blythe: *snickers*
Blythe: It would be fun to introduce him to the Blacksheep, though.
Skye Allec: I can see it now...
*Ama waving around her Odachi and Masamune replica with a Kyo ripping through his skin enough to bleed next to her* "Hey Tsuru! I have the perfect man for me that I want you to meet!"
Blythe: *rolls on the floow laughing*
Blythe: Cibby following him around asking him questions....
Skye Allec: Cibby: "Do you like hairy men? I do!"
Kyo: "Wtf $#@^$@^6 get out of my face before I throw up on you, hair ball."
Blythe: *toothy smile*
Blythe: *Ooze hurriedly packing up and moving into Niz's fridge*
Skye Allec: It would be the relationship made in Hell. *nodnod* ....
...still haven't figured out if that would be a good or bad thing. 'Cause Hell is where all the naughty girls and guys wearing very little clothing waving pitch forks and tempting other bad, bad little people would go.
Blythe: Or, in the immortal words of Bart Simpson: "Ma'am, wouldn't you eventually get used to it--like a hot tub?"
Skye Allec: Yeah, I mean really... you'd be there for all eternity. You know how if you accidentily step on a needle it'd hurt badly, but if you lay down in a bed of upright needles it wouldn't hurt at all?
Blythe: ....*hopes never to test that theory*
Skye Allec: Must be just me o.o
Blythe: I think you're probably right, but I'd rather not find out.
Skye Allec: Understandable.
Skye Allec: Darn, Die wasn't even the 2nd best result for me T_T
Blythe: *kicks the stupid test for you*
Skye Allec: It's rigged!
Blythe: The president of Die Land probably did it!
Skye Allec: *plans the assassination of the Alpha Fangirl*
Blythe: *supplies troops*
Skye Allec: *has Pokemon, remember? If the cuteness of Pikachu doesn't kill the Alpha Fangirl instantly, then a trip into a Poke Ball for all eternity will... all in the name to retake over Die Land, of course*
Blythe: *Yup, the Pokemon troops are being called to active duty, led by General Pikachu!*
Skye Allec: "Onward oh disturbingly cute anime minions! SHOW NO MERCY!"
Skye Allec: *waves aloft the Masamune replica dramatically!*
Blythe: *waves the US of AMA/Tiny Terroria Alliance flag* "Onwards, my minions! Brownies for everyone when the Alpha Fangirl has fallen!"
Skye Allec: *The armies of Pokemon and Fangirl clash together in the sprawling battlefield, with some confusion over the constant shouts of "Kawaii!" and "oh so very cute!". In fact, the Alpha Fangirl, being of course the worst possible fan of Diru imaginable--even Diru fears her--keeps saying "kawaii!" so much over the disturbingly cute Pokemon that she dies from air loss*
Blythe: VICTORY!
Skye Allec: YES! *with the death of Alpha Fangirl, Ama with the help of the terrible Pokemon re-establishes herself as ruler of Die Land and forges a life-time alliance with Tiny Terroria, over quite a few mugs of beer, of course.*
Skye Allec: The fangirls of Die Land were quickly brought to submission under the threat of "Gotta catch all the 4326423672346724 Pokemon!"
Blythe: *not having had alcohol before, Athena swiftly discovers she can't hold her liquor, gets happily drunk, and wanders around the re-conquered palace declaring her love for everything in sight*
Skye Allec: *Ama hands her another beer* ;p
Blythe: *The press conference doesn't go so well*
Blythe: *In fact, the press conference looks like an outtake from a Naked Gun film*
Skye Allec: :-O
Blythe: *giggling*
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