We got it! We've got the lands of Blacksheep mapped out!
't was a fine day in the D.W.B. Empire by the reckoning of emperor Niz, the flood had been pumped out again a few days after the Trocopotaca ambassadors had gone home again. The plumbing was repaired and the pool was looking almost as good as new. Construction on the keep surrounding the old tower was progressing nicely as well, aside from the incident with the empress who of Tiny Terroria who wouldn't settle for the offered closet.
A few minutes later one of the imp builders called. As the self-made emperor rushed into the room a new bulletin came on. First came the accusation of being a meanie from the offended empress, which was expertly dodged by a statement that turned the inhabitants of Imperia into instant allies. Then the real trouble began... It was made public that the D.W.B. Empire doesn't support Dir en Greyness. The declarations of war from Die Land and the U.S.A.M.A. jumped in through the mail slot and the war began. When the library stood at risk, the Dragons of Liberia rushed in to make sure it wouldn't be harmed by the screaming fangirls and the capital was made free again, which drew back the Trocopotaca ambassador who had fled the moment food caravans stopped coming in.
When the war seemed contained again, a new empire jumped up, supported by BaaBaa and his army of clones, they offered the D.W.B. Empire an alliance and marched straight for Tiny Terroria, intent on bringing the Baatezu back their prize. Once the imperial guards had been bribed and BaaBaa stood face to face with the rebelious empress, he was overwhelmed by the Tiny Baas said empress was using as a sheeply shield.
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