My beloved is a hopeless romantic. It makes me want to gag. But for the celebration of his birthday, I will play into his game. So, here is the birthday haiku for my fabulous fiance:
I'm in love with you: Always unconditional Til death do us part.
When I dwell on those things I stressfully deplore And I'm liable to emit An exasperated roar You can cheer me in an instant With a-wrasslin' to the floor And then keep me a-chucklin' All the way to the door You improve my life I'm positively sure And are the only the one My heart a-flutters for! Even if, at times You are a square and a bore!