It's like public access television over here!
Okay, okay, so I don't want to end the week on that sucknugget note. I have no idea what I'll be doing about my brother, other than doing some serious research into whether or not he's actually adopted and/or the antichrist, but I don't have anything to complain about beyond that. My girly sandpaper_tiger is coming for the whole weekend and we are going to get out of town, get some quality time in before I skip town, get inked together, get drunk, and get silly. Good times shall be had by all. I also have some prospective tenants coming to peep on the place, so keep your fingers crossed, boys and girls, that they are normal and employed and upstanding and, most importantly, interested.
My awesome amiga heatsikhr is celebrating her birthday AND World Happiness Day today. Fancy that! Woman, you'd better have the awesomest birthday ever. Me and the lady are going to be in your 'hood this weekend, maybe we can buy you a birthday drink or 30. Fuck candles. ;)
Another favorite beotch is going to Mexico next week for a fortnight spent reveling in the sun, the surf, the coconut-oil sheen glistening off the backs of young native boys, and the heat. JEALOUS. Except for, you know, the sun and surf and heat parts. Blegh. You can keep it; I'm all stocked up. But ososexilexi, I hope you have a maaaaahvelous time. Hopefully I'll be seeing you soon after you get back!
Yet another beloved dearie is off to an important job interview in Oregon, O Land That I Love. I can't believe you people might make it there before me, but I sure as hell hope you do!! Break a leg, stalkythefish, and if you don't, break theirs.
Oooooookay, I think that just about wraps up the SHOUT OUT TO MY BABY MOMMA AND MY HOMIE C-RAYZ portion of the evening! So, all y'all, I hope you have a fucking fantastic FFFriday (I guess that would be FFFFFriday?) and, as dear old Cap would say, a Solid Gold Weekend! Wooooohooooo.
My awesome amiga heatsikhr is celebrating her birthday AND World Happiness Day today. Fancy that! Woman, you'd better have the awesomest birthday ever. Me and the lady are going to be in your 'hood this weekend, maybe we can buy you a birthday drink or 30. Fuck candles. ;)
Another favorite beotch is going to Mexico next week for a fortnight spent reveling in the sun, the surf, the coconut-oil sheen glistening off the backs of young native boys, and the heat. JEALOUS. Except for, you know, the sun and surf and heat parts. Blegh. You can keep it; I'm all stocked up. But ososexilexi, I hope you have a maaaaahvelous time. Hopefully I'll be seeing you soon after you get back!
Yet another beloved dearie is off to an important job interview in Oregon, O Land That I Love. I can't believe you people might make it there before me, but I sure as hell hope you do!! Break a leg, stalkythefish, and if you don't, break theirs.
Oooooookay, I think that just about wraps up the SHOUT OUT TO MY BABY MOMMA AND MY HOMIE C-RAYZ portion of the evening! So, all y'all, I hope you have a fucking fantastic FFFriday (I guess that would be FFFFFriday?) and, as dear old Cap would say, a Solid Gold Weekend! Wooooohooooo.