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bratenfrau

A new Stupidest Ever Coworker of the Week.

Sep 16, 2008 10:28

The entirely appropos-to-nothing quote of the day from one of my erstwhile coworkers:

OPEN SCENE.

[Stupid Stupid Coworker to me] "Wow, you're leaving the country... that means ( Read more... )

work, pick up the clue phone, people are stupid

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elusivecandor September 16 2008, 19:34:33 UTC

oh man, you are drowning in a sea of morons aren't you bebe

bratenfrau September 17 2008, 14:47:33 UTC

Excuse me, but I prefer to be addressed as Queen Augustine, Benevolent Protector of Idiots and Patron Saint of Stupidity.

Our Lady of Retards has a nice ring to it also.

elusivecandor September 17 2008, 14:52:50 UTC

You like the Guatemalan Catholic titles eh? How about Queen Augustine, tender of the enfeebled, patron saint of retards and morons, protector of the screwball contingent.

bratenfrau September 17 2008, 15:09:46 UTC

Forever and ever, amen. Now where is my saintly bobblehead to mount on the foreheads of said feebs?????

(My favorite is the Catholic church in Orlando called Our Lady, Queen of the Universe. Damn! That virgin bitch is gettin' awfully cocky. Somehow I think He-Man would have a problem with this.)

elusivecandor September 17 2008, 15:29:35 UTC

Instead of "homies" we could sell "Tardies" the retarded toy collection. They could have fat ohioans wearing "I heart BUSH" t shirts and Corky from Life Goes On. I'm sure we could come up with other famous tards too.

Don't forget the I Am Sam Doll. bratenfrau September 17 2008, 15:50:53 UTC

Ohmigod you might be on to something. Now, where are we going to acquire a Chinese plastic-crap factory on the cheap to start on this project????

Re: Don't forget the I Am Sam Doll. elusivecandor September 17 2008, 15:57:05 UTC

what can I say, I'm a sleaze merchant deep down at heart.

:)

Re: Don't forget the I Am Sam Doll. bratenfrau September 17 2008, 18:04:03 UTC

Can I stick a quarter in you and get an egg full o' Tardies then??

I think someone beat us to it: Retard Dolls already abound on the internets. Le sigh.

Re: Don't forget the I Am Sam Doll. elusivecandor September 17 2008, 18:08:36 UTC

those are like cabbage patch kids... I'm talking little $0.50 grocery store novelty garbage style.

Re: Don't forget the I Am Sam Doll. bratenfrau September 17 2008, 18:40:12 UTC

I know, but tards are tards, dude!

Tonight we can start working on prototypes for the tard faces. You make some pretty good ones. I'll take photos. ;)

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