[Guess who has daddy issues?]

Father's day...  Who would even want to celebrate that!?

[There'll be some grumbling about his own dad before he slams down the phone and heads to the park to go stare at the clouds or whatever.

Now if you happen to be in the park around that time, and you don't know that Aoi is a guy...  You can try to order him around ( Read more... )

I have decided!  The great internet idol, Aoi-sama has decided to take on a music career!~ ♥

[To make a long story short, Aoi got a karaoke machine as his latest regain.  He got really excited so he hooked it up to his house and yeah... He's singing right on his front lawn this song.  As long as he's holding the microphone, he'll continue to sing ( Read more... )

[Our favorite little cross-dresser can be seen walking the streets with his video camera he had recently acquired.  He looks as dazzling as he usually does outfit-wise, as for expression-wise...well he looks a little miffed.  Then again, he has all the reason in the world to be right now especially after Valentine's Day.  The wigged prince still ( Read more... )

This is stupid!!

First off, someone who was staying at my house dies and they blame me, Aoi Hyoudou, internet idol.  I would have never done anything like that.  At least they took me off the latest suspects list...

Now they're blaming Keiichi.  Why he would hurt anyone is completely beyond me.

[sigh] ...Idiots.

[Filtered to Mitsuru even though they're ( Read more... )

[Guess who got droned?  This guy.  Yep, he was talking to his 'brother' and got brainwashed for it.  So Brady Laners have a bratty crossdresser that's totally out of it.]

Oh golly gee!  What am I doing in these clothes?

I need to go home right away and get changed.  Maybe then I will mow the lawn because dear mother told me to.

Yes.

Yes that's what I ( Read more... )

Oh! I got this box in the mail and... All right! My phone's in it!!

I'm going to connect to the internet--

What?

What?

WHAT!?
This is stupid!! I get my phone back but I can't even connect to the internet...
Who would jack my ph-- Of course it was him!

What good is a cellphone if you can't even use it to talk to people?

...At least the ( Read more... )

[This morning, Aoi got a package in the mail.  Seeing as it was from the dumb Mayor, he opened it, hoping it was a job opening for a girl actress that he could possibly fill.  Much to his disappointment, it was his old male clothes that he wore back at Cafe` Latte.

Anyway, so today you'll see Aoi walking around without the usual blonde wig and ( Read more... )

[Aoi was sitting in his room on his bed, sulking.  Sure the hallucinations are gone now, and he isn't dead anymore; but that doesn't erase the fact that he actually called Denmark, dad, and actually called Raz by his real name.  How embarrassing.  He didn't even know he was coming back to life, which just makes things worse.

He didn't have his wig ( Read more... )

[Aoi was on the floor of the living room.  His coughs had gotten a lot worse.  And what was this now?  A fever?  He wouldn't know.  After a bunch of hacking, he realized that Mitsuru was right in him needing to possibly get another vaccination.  The idol slowly felt weaker and weaker.]

...Mitsuru-san... Razputin...  ....Denmark..dad...  All of you ( Read more... )

Absolutely unacceptable!!

[For housemates; Aoi is sitting in his room with his blond wig and a borrowed dress on.]

Iya da have I been here for a week without having at least one photo shoot!  An internet celebrity, such as myself, needs plenty of photo shoots and prettier dresses.  These dresses are not cute at all.

So, I'd like to ask if anyone has a ( Read more... )