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[brat_inadress]

[Our favorite little cross-dresser can be seen walking the streets with his video camera he had recently acquired.  He looks as dazzling as he usually does outfit-wise, as for expression-wise...well he looks a little miffed.  Then again, he has all the reason in the world to be right now especially after Valentine's Day.  The wigged prince still

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[numanstan]

[Well, there's a guy dressed up like Sam Spade, lying on his lawn and sketching something with a pink crayon.

that's cool right]

[brat_inadress]

[Yeah yeah that's totally cool-- Not.

Oh well, he's filming this anyway.]

Just...just what are you doing?

[numanstan]

[He doesn't even look up because this is well important, gotta color inside the lines and everything!] Workin' on a new story.

[And then he looks up. And stares.] That a camera?

[brat_inadress]

Of course it is~! A new state-of-the-art video camera! I got it in the mail a couple weeks back.

[...]

Wait, a story with just pictures?

[numanstan]

The mail? You get it from a catalog or somethin'?

S'not just pictures-- it's got some words, too! The pictures are just the most important bits. [He flips around the pad; it looks a bit like a demented, melted pink candle with a hat.] See, that's Charlie! He's the protagonist, so I'm writin' him havin' adventures in Mayfield.

[brat_inadress]

No. I had it before I got here. Please tell me you know what regains are.

...That's just a candle.

[numanstan]

... That's a kind of soap, yeah?

No, it's Charlie, and he's made of bubble gum. So that just shows how much you know.

[brat_inadress]

There's actually a type of soap called regains?

I...don't see it.

[numanstan]

... Maybe?

Well, s'not finished yet. Still a rough drawin'. But, he'll look well cool when it's done!

[brat_inadress]

D-did you just make it up!?

A cool looking pink candle named Charlie...in Mayfield?

[numanstan]

Yeah, pretty much. Still don't know what regains are.

Yeah, he'll be havin' all sorts of adventures! Fightin' crime, havin' hilarious mishaps on holidays, runnin' for town hero-- the works! Then I'll publish it and everybody'll read it. You'll love it, trust me!

[brat_inadress]

You know...when you get something back that you lost or once had?

He's still just a candle-- Are you basing this off of what happened to you?

[numanstan]

... And you get it in the post?

... Yeah, after takin' out all the embarrassin' bits and addin' in a lot more cool stuff.

[brat_inadress]

The post? Do you mean the mail?

What kind of cool stuff?

[numanstan]

... Yeah, the mail. The post. Same difference.

Oh, y'know... Dragons. Flying cakes. Numan. Stuff like that.

[brat_inadress]

Well excuse me for not knowing your strange talk.

Numan?