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20 Years Ago, I . . .
1. I was Born
2. lived in the fucking valleys and SURVIVED!
3. weighed 10 1bs 1 and a half ounces. how's that for a fat baby.
4. didn't sleep. ever.
15 Years Ago, I . . .
1. used the word "perspire" to my teacher who thought i was weird
2. started primary school
3. wore the same clothes as my sister
4. had a painting of Postman Pat on my walls
10 Years Ago, I...
1. started secondary school
2. was 10 years old?! um nothing exciting happened when i was 10
3. was obsessed with horses
4. could do maths
5 Years Ago, I...
1. had my first girlfriend
2. was a manics fan and a big fucking goth
3. was really into sex
4. went out about 10 times more often than i do now
3 Years Ago, I...
1. finished my A-levels and did a year out
2. worked in a factory that made fake body parts
3. started seeing Carys
4. was bordering on alcoholic
1 Year Ago, I...
1. moved to Cardiff
2. had a boyfriend and a girlfriend, which doesn't work whatever anyone tells you..!
3. started uni. again.
So far this year, I...
1. took speed for the first time
2. was in a queer anarchy feminist group
3. have actually started getting bored of going to London
4. have split up with Carys about a million times
Yesterday, I...
1. went to london
2. had purple bits put in my hair because there was no green
3. left a bitchy note on the bathroom door because i'd had 1/2 hours sleep
4. had the funnest counselling session i've ever had and was told my aura was exuding positive energy (?!)
Today, I...
1. missed uni, again
2. met Sadie for coffee
3. had a shower for the 3rd time in 4 days - surely a record
4. talked to my ex housemate for the first time in about 6 months
Tomorrow, I ...
1. Will be hungover
2. will force myself to go to uni for my fairytales lecture
3. will regret going out tonight
4. will hopefully have a decent lie-in
1. I was Born
2. lived in the fucking valleys and SURVIVED!
3. weighed 10 1bs 1 and a half ounces. how's that for a fat baby.
4. didn't sleep. ever.
15 Years Ago, I . . .
1. used the word "perspire" to my teacher who thought i was weird
2. started primary school
3. wore the same clothes as my sister
4. had a painting of Postman Pat on my walls
10 Years Ago, I...
1. started secondary school
2. was 10 years old?! um nothing exciting happened when i was 10
3. was obsessed with horses
4. could do maths
5 Years Ago, I...
1. had my first girlfriend
2. was a manics fan and a big fucking goth
3. was really into sex
4. went out about 10 times more often than i do now
3 Years Ago, I...
1. finished my A-levels and did a year out
2. worked in a factory that made fake body parts
3. started seeing Carys
4. was bordering on alcoholic
1 Year Ago, I...
1. moved to Cardiff
2. had a boyfriend and a girlfriend, which doesn't work whatever anyone tells you..!
3. started uni. again.
So far this year, I...
1. took speed for the first time
2. was in a queer anarchy feminist group
3. have actually started getting bored of going to London
4. have split up with Carys about a million times
Yesterday, I...
1. went to london
2. had purple bits put in my hair because there was no green
3. left a bitchy note on the bathroom door because i'd had 1/2 hours sleep
4. had the funnest counselling session i've ever had and was told my aura was exuding positive energy (?!)
Today, I...
1. missed uni, again
2. met Sadie for coffee
3. had a shower for the 3rd time in 4 days - surely a record
4. talked to my ex housemate for the first time in about 6 months
Tomorrow, I ...
1. Will be hungover
2. will force myself to go to uni for my fairytales lecture
3. will regret going out tonight
4. will hopefully have a decent lie-in