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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....
Just got done with my interview at the firehouse. Sounds like I'm a complete sure shot. Miller Hose has three paramedics and two level twos. Olcott doesn't have any EMTs and apparently Wrights Corners doesn't either. They aren't exactly eager to turn down a trained EMT.
I love sitting there and hearing: Yup we have some gear for you...what size boots do you wear? Hmm...okay...yeah I've got an extra pager at home...and I've got a charger! Don't worry we'll provide you with a medics bag (for fucking real?!). Yes, and dress uniform plus a jumpsuit (oh not with my ass, hunny).
And best of all?!?!
"Yeah, you'll be riding in the fly car and once there you'll be an acting paramedic under my license."
PARAMEDIC?! I'm a basic...lowest of low...I get to act like a PARAMEDIC...the highest of high?! The gods of EMS?!
*Falls to floor in joygasm*
*shakes head*
........I need to clean out my trunk so I can fit all this in my car........
Just got done with my interview at the firehouse. Sounds like I'm a complete sure shot. Miller Hose has three paramedics and two level twos. Olcott doesn't have any EMTs and apparently Wrights Corners doesn't either. They aren't exactly eager to turn down a trained EMT.
I love sitting there and hearing: Yup we have some gear for you...what size boots do you wear? Hmm...okay...yeah I've got an extra pager at home...and I've got a charger! Don't worry we'll provide you with a medics bag (for fucking real?!). Yes, and dress uniform plus a jumpsuit (oh not with my ass, hunny).
And best of all?!?!
"Yeah, you'll be riding in the fly car and once there you'll be an acting paramedic under my license."
PARAMEDIC?! I'm a basic...lowest of low...I get to act like a PARAMEDIC...the highest of high?! The gods of EMS?!
*Falls to floor in joygasm*
*shakes head*
........I need to clean out my trunk so I can fit all this in my car........