So, I was lurking around PoupéeGirl and saw they had already put another event up, just days after another one. So, well, I went to check it and damn, isn't that thing kinky. No jokes, it's very sleazy.
yakiseop and I were talking about how slutty the items are, and I remembered my
fic in which Xander dresses as a nurse guiltily, which made us both laugh.
Until a bright idea flashed through my mind.
Therefore I present you...
That's right! This is the brand new (naughty) Nurse Xander® doll, as seen in the
story!
He comes with soft, silky hair, killer white heels, a very sleazy nurse dress and the most adorable (and sluttiest!) white tights! Of course, the outfit wouldn't be complete with the sweet had and the ever present first aid kit box!
And, surely, being it a Xander® doll, he'd be lacking if he didn't come...
Yes, little, perky fangirl! He comes with a lovely pair of blue lenses, so you can have fun with his sexy, big, blue Chinese eyes.
But wait! How would he treat (or should I say tease, haha!) his fellow members without his tools?
Fear no longer! Xander® dolls are always ready for action, and that's why he always carries his accessories with him!
For example, if things get heated, he can always measure body temperature with his amazing...
And in case anyone spends too much time trying to look up his slutty, slutty skirt, he can check on their quickening heartbeats with the cute...
And that's not only it! Xander® dolls are only happy if their flaily, fangirly owners can have fun along with them! That's why they gift the buyers with a...
Alright! A real-sized, pink, personalized Xander® stethoscope for you guys to play nurse with all your friends! But eh, be sure not to be as naughty as Xander®, all you good fangirls! Haha!
Oh, wait! Just when you think your (naughty) Nurse Xander® can't get any more fun (or loose), we come with some more good news to you!
Yes, folks! This sweet, sexy Xander® doll talks to you! He comes with 14 ready phrases from the fic, including the above mentioned "Where does it hurt?" and others like "You should be punished, don’t you think?"!
It's Xanderlicious!
Come on, folks! Start opening your wallets and grab yourself your own (naughty) Nurse Xander® to play with! He is waiting for you!
Don't forget: it's an appointment!
Xander® can't wait to check up on your other U-Kiss® dolls! Haha!
Run to the nearest stores, guys!
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DISCLAIMER
The character (naughty) Nurse Xander® belongs to
brandnewwind, but she doesn't have any rights over Alexander Lee Eusebio, inspiration and loose base for the personage.
No relations to U-Kiss.
This is the original pink stethoscope and it belongs to
Fancy Pocket, which does not have any connections with this message.
The gif isn't mine, I just found it.
I swear I'm not a psyched pervert. Like, seriously.
Thank you for your attention.
Respectfully,
brandnewwind / Loli.