Obama to GOP: 'I won'

Suck it, bitches!

Hey, Prop 8! What the fuck?!

I am so proud.

Palin pre-empts state report, clears self in probe

PEW! PEW! PEW! See, I told you guys I didn't do anything wrong.

Sarah Vowell, on the idea that Sarah Palin and those who visit Ground Zero like to use the event to look solemn and concerned but inevitably wind up shitting on the same folks for being snobby East Coast elites:

"The East Coast was American enough for Al-Qaeda, it should be American enough for them."

WHAT FUCKING WAR DID YOU WIN?

If you're as confused by this whole financial crisis as I am, then you're probably looking for an analogy that explains it in very simple terms, the same way Geordi La Forge would explain things to William Riker when doing something experimental to get the Enterprise out of a jam. Well, toddalcott has provided that analogy here. Also, the esteemed Leonard ( Read more... )

I'm no political expert, but even I have to question why McCain would pick Tina Fey to be his vice-president.

"In the 21st Century Nations Don't Invade Other Nations"

Hey, dudes, I just discovered this new thing called unintentional irony. IT'S AWESOME!

Of the news shows on television, Olbermann's "Countdown" was the only one I could stand. Recently, I took the show off our DVR because I was sick of watching it because it never failed to piss me off. I fully intend to put it back eventually, but, for the moment, I'm finding out the same information anyway on my own, so the whole routine is ( Read more... )