Holy shit, is this guy awesome.
Amazingly, Larry Craig is staying in office despite promising that he'd leave office if his guilty plea was not allowed to be rescinded by the judge in the Minneapolis. He's like a guy who visibly pooped his pants but refuses to leave in order to change because the party is so awesome. Dude, it's now much less awesome to the people at (in) your party because you smell like shit to them.
But, man, those people next door who can see your party are laughing their ass off.