when i'm supposed to be writing a paper, i write this silly little diddy

[braincancer]

dear annie
don't leave me
i'm sorry
you looked and
caught me outta line
i'ma drinker
i'ma winker
but i need you to know
when i'm sober, you're the only girl on my mind

i forget that
there's such thing
as flirtin'
as i converse and
have me a good time
i'ma laugher
knee patter
but i need you to know
when i'm sober, you're the only girl on my mind

now listen
dear annie
don't worry
a few beers here and there
ain't a crime
i'm a necker
cheek pecker
but it don't mean a thing
when i'm sober, you're the only girl on my mind

this drink has
got me loaded
too often
'nfact i think i've
drank myself half blind
i'm a squinter
you're thinner
i'm glad to see you again
cause when i'm sober, you're the only girl on my mind