The Good, the Bad, and the Oh, My Gosh, Shut the Fuck Up Already! [Section 2 - The Bad]
To clear this up right away, this is not the bad stuff that happened when I visited Korbin but instead the bad things that I picked up from him and the Lost Boys when I made the trip over. So, this is actually just a course on what I will be saying so you can catch up on it because I will be saying these things whether you know them or not. It would just be easier on all of us if you knew what I was talking about ahead of time so I didn't have to explain myself. I hate explaining myself...
Anyhoo!
Keywords for my lazy friends. Things you need to be aware of:
Dr. Tran, Robot Chicken Sketches [Seasons 1 and 2], Gmod Idiot Box, Left 4 Dead/Left 4 Dead 2, and Team Fortress 2.
These things you should probably Youtube to get in on the things that will be quoted at the bottom of the page. But for those who are too lazy to find good ones yourselves...:
Here Comes Dr. Tran
Quotes: "Girls are grody!", "Just giving out hot dickings~!", "American dickings~", "But... I love Mother...", "I'm not a moccodity."
Dr. Tran and the Toy Cack
Quotes: "Toy stooore!", "Leeland loves his vapor trails", "I'll have to write a letter to Jesus about it right away", "I just keep hitting little boys! What are the odds?!", "Yay toys!", "Leeland loves his blood on the windshield", "Wheelchairs flying through the air! Crippled orphans exploding on impact! The carnage!", "Everything's fucking wonderful!", "Take of your top and get killed by Greg Kinnear."
The Furious Little Cinnamon Bun
Quotes: "I love you" [Beware, it's in a high, squeaky voice when I do this], "Shit! Aww, shit! Ah, damn! Ahgaddamn! What the hell is that?! What the fuck?!, Fuuuck!", "Una servacia(sp) por favor. Yeah. Yeah. This... This is going to be great."
100% ICE (Part 3 - Tits)
Quotes: "Tiits...", "Ahh! Thank you, Tits", "I will let you come down here and snap my suspenders. I am that crazy", "Got a good woman? Bring her down here. I know how to set a woman straight when she gets out of control", "New mothers bring your newborn baby down to Tits and I will pick up a brick and hit your newborn baby with that brick. Come down anytime. We will not run out of bricks", "You want to try eating a mouthful of sand? Well, come down here and try it and I will kick you in the face. You'll drop like a pussy", "Look at my little teeth!", "Don't you touch my suspenders!"
Gmod Idiot Box Episode 1
Quotes: "HAAAACKS!", "I'm gonna headbutt chya. I'm gonna headbutt chya! I'm gonna headbutt chya!"
No videos for the rest. Just explanations.
Robot chicken sketches quotes.
Barney reference. "I love you, you love me." Three responses: "Yes, but I'm not in love with you." "Either way, it's fifty bucks." "You're damn right I do."
Team Fortress 2 references.
Quotes: "Snipers?!", "Whole team is babies!", "Vell, off to visit your mother!", "Pow! HAHA!", "Maybe you would've beaten me if this was a pie eating contest", "Now you are dead. Not big surprise"
Left 4 Dead references.
Quotes: "Grabbing peelz", "Pills here!", "I hate lawyers. When are they gonna stop practicin' law?"
And I think that that's it.
The last two I don't expect you to get unless you've played the games or know someone who has. So, if I quote them and you look at me like I've lost my mind, just ignore it and we'll move on like a happy family.
Next blog is me bitching about everything that went down when I was at Korbin's house. Thus why it's titled Oh, my gosh, shut the fuck up already! Also, when you read it, you can tell me if I'm wrong or not for hating women. 'Cause really. X chromosomes seem to make people assholes.
Till next time,
Fuji
Anyhoo!
Keywords for my lazy friends. Things you need to be aware of:
Dr. Tran, Robot Chicken Sketches [Seasons 1 and 2], Gmod Idiot Box, Left 4 Dead/Left 4 Dead 2, and Team Fortress 2.
These things you should probably Youtube to get in on the things that will be quoted at the bottom of the page. But for those who are too lazy to find good ones yourselves...:
Here Comes Dr. Tran
Quotes: "Girls are grody!", "Just giving out hot dickings~!", "American dickings~", "But... I love Mother...", "I'm not a moccodity."
Dr. Tran and the Toy Cack
Quotes: "Toy stooore!", "Leeland loves his vapor trails", "I'll have to write a letter to Jesus about it right away", "I just keep hitting little boys! What are the odds?!", "Yay toys!", "Leeland loves his blood on the windshield", "Wheelchairs flying through the air! Crippled orphans exploding on impact! The carnage!", "Everything's fucking wonderful!", "Take of your top and get killed by Greg Kinnear."
The Furious Little Cinnamon Bun
Quotes: "I love you" [Beware, it's in a high, squeaky voice when I do this], "Shit! Aww, shit! Ah, damn! Ahgaddamn! What the hell is that?! What the fuck?!, Fuuuck!", "Una servacia(sp) por favor. Yeah. Yeah. This... This is going to be great."
100% ICE (Part 3 - Tits)
Quotes: "Tiits...", "Ahh! Thank you, Tits", "I will let you come down here and snap my suspenders. I am that crazy", "Got a good woman? Bring her down here. I know how to set a woman straight when she gets out of control", "New mothers bring your newborn baby down to Tits and I will pick up a brick and hit your newborn baby with that brick. Come down anytime. We will not run out of bricks", "You want to try eating a mouthful of sand? Well, come down here and try it and I will kick you in the face. You'll drop like a pussy", "Look at my little teeth!", "Don't you touch my suspenders!"
Gmod Idiot Box Episode 1
Quotes: "HAAAACKS!", "I'm gonna headbutt chya. I'm gonna headbutt chya! I'm gonna headbutt chya!"
No videos for the rest. Just explanations.
Robot chicken sketches quotes.
Barney reference. "I love you, you love me." Three responses: "Yes, but I'm not in love with you." "Either way, it's fifty bucks." "You're damn right I do."
Team Fortress 2 references.
Quotes: "Snipers?!", "Whole team is babies!", "Vell, off to visit your mother!", "Pow! HAHA!", "Maybe you would've beaten me if this was a pie eating contest", "Now you are dead. Not big surprise"
Left 4 Dead references.
Quotes: "Grabbing peelz", "Pills here!", "I hate lawyers. When are they gonna stop practicin' law?"
And I think that that's it.
The last two I don't expect you to get unless you've played the games or know someone who has. So, if I quote them and you look at me like I've lost my mind, just ignore it and we'll move on like a happy family.
Next blog is me bitching about everything that went down when I was at Korbin's house. Thus why it's titled Oh, my gosh, shut the fuck up already! Also, when you read it, you can tell me if I'm wrong or not for hating women. 'Cause really. X chromosomes seem to make people assholes.
Till next time,
Fuji