THEFT!
FUCKSTICKS! My car was broken into last night. Window smashed, my bag stolen. Had the idiot thieves have looked around a bit more they would have found:
1) Casio Keyboard (sneakily hidden by a windscreen visor!)
2) Laptop computer (sneakily hidden by a large cooler bag and akubra hat)
3) Classical guitar (not hidden at all)
4) A CD sound system (part of the car)
5) Numerous CDs and DVDs.
Alas, they stole my BAG, which had NOTHING in it but my copy of Gillian Triggs 'International Law' book! It is $125 which is a pain in the ass, and I have to buy it again now because the insurance doesn't cover it. If you refer back to my last posting, you will see that I gave Ms. Triggs' book five stars! So I hope these moronic thieves realise the great piece of jurisprudential wisdom they now possess. FUCKERS!
C-WORD F-WORD CUNTING FUCK.
1) Casio Keyboard (sneakily hidden by a windscreen visor!)
2) Laptop computer (sneakily hidden by a large cooler bag and akubra hat)
3) Classical guitar (not hidden at all)
4) A CD sound system (part of the car)
5) Numerous CDs and DVDs.
Alas, they stole my BAG, which had NOTHING in it but my copy of Gillian Triggs 'International Law' book! It is $125 which is a pain in the ass, and I have to buy it again now because the insurance doesn't cover it. If you refer back to my last posting, you will see that I gave Ms. Triggs' book five stars! So I hope these moronic thieves realise the great piece of jurisprudential wisdom they now possess. FUCKERS!
C-WORD F-WORD CUNTING FUCK.