Whoever thought it would be a good idea to schedule the Tigers' Opening Day in March should be forced to sit in the stands on Monday and endure whatever crazy weather Mother Nature throws at us.
The last two years have been sunny and in the 50's.
There is no freaking way we get lucky three years in a row.
So to deal with the crappy weather we're expecting, my friends and I will head downtown early to imbibe ourselves with a tried and true anti-bad weather remedy.
If you're lucky, I'll figure out a way to secure my bulky digital camera to my person and share some photos after the game.