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[bprescot]

THIS IS REALLY PISSING ME OFF!
This whole ID thing is getting to be too fucking much. I can only stand a certain amount of idiocy per day and this small amount is usually exhausted in the first 2 hours working in corporate America. Throw ID into the mix and I'm done in about 5 minutes. And so, I'm going to rant. I'm going to rant like there's no

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[mdinitz]

Similar to what you just said -- check out the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[bprescot]

THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER IS AN ABOMINATION!!! He is a tool of the church and the religious! He is a God, when the truth of the blob is that there ARE NO GODS!!! Praise the Blob, Mike, praise him and worship him! For his greatness has shown us that there are no GODS!!! Hail, Amorphism, oh holiest of blobs and creator of life!

[mdinitz]

I feel dirty for having told you the name of "A Boy and his Blob" and then having it used in this way. A new version of which is soon coming out for Nintendo DS http://www.gamespot.com/ds/action/aboyandhisblob/:)

-Jack

P.S. If I give this blob of yours a cola jelly bean, will it turn into a bubble in which I can safely travel in underwater environments?

[simrob]

That is SUCH an awesome game.

[bprescot]

You mean, "Will he, upon eating a cola jelly bean, transform into some designed configuration?" Hmm? Is that what you meant? An insinuation that Amorphism had a divine origin?! Hmm? Is that it? Ha! We shall not be so easily tricked as that, my friend. For how could he eat said Jelly Bean? A digestive system is a product of the lowly designed. But Amorphism, He is the Undesigned! His 8-bit representation resplendant with 8-bit sound and highly pixelated graphics is merely humanity's attempt to comprehend the vast Undesignedness of His Being. His true Glory cannot so easily be Contained. No mere designed object could dare to capture, or measure his presence! BOW DESIGNED! BOW BEFORE YOUR FICTITIOUS LORD!!!

[ploamphed]

As a not-very-devout Pastafarian, I must ask the following: so you think The Spaghetti Monster is an abomination, but what is your take on The Flying?

c.f. http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti

for the distinction between The Flying and the Spaghetti Monster...