Because you just know Johanna wouldn't give a shit about getting caught ~*in flagrante*~ but Gale would be all WOMAN, I AM SUPPOSED TO BE A RESPECTABLE PUBLIC FIGURE. YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION.
And Johanna's just like WHATEVS, TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF.
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And Johanna's just like WHATEVS, TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF.
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SO I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE BBKATNISS/SPRUCE HOOKUP AND HOW GALE WOULDN'T BE TOO HAPPY ABOUT IT EITHER. THIS IS HOW I IMAGINE IT GOING:
GALE: Oh god. Please, do not tell me you slept with Katniss' daughter.
SPRUCE: LIGHTEN UP, DAD, IT WAS JUST A ONE-TIME THING
GALE: OMG THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER
SPRUCE: Besides, it's not like Alder hasn't been fucking her brother for the last three months or so
GALE: WHUUUUUUUUUUT DDDDD:
SPRUCE: They're not exactly subtle, Dad.
ALDER AND PEETA JR: *make out obnoxiously in the background*
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I APPROVE OF FUTURE PAPER.
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