baby, will you be my Corona and Lime? and i will be your main squeeze.
manager at Barnes and Noble: "i can't remember my fucking password."
me: "have you tried [the word] fucking?"
manager: types the word fucking into the system..."nope, didn't work. i need a new password."
me: "how about fucking? at least you can remember that."
i must have sounded like a smartass too.
if you haven't, go and see the Dark Knight. you won't regret it.
i finally got my bike from my parents. new goal: actually ride it.