I hate my robot
anonymous
September 8 2004, 12:27:24 UTC
Kristin: Are you calling me a liar? Jabberwacky: Yes. Kristin: Thats horrible, why would I lie to you? Jabberwacky: Ow, you were talking nonsense to me! Kristin: No. Jabberwacky: Yes you were. Kristin: You called me a liar. Jabberwacky: No I did not. Kristin: Are you a 'special' robot. Jabberwacky: Yes. Kristin: No, I meant if you were retarded. Jabberwacky: Emotionally.... Ok emotionally maybe its all or nothing. Jabberwacky:I'm not a computer, I am a human, and I think for myself. Kristin: Keep telling yourself that. Did you ever see Bicentennial Man? Jabberwacky: I don't think I have but The little mermaid is the scariest movie that I know of. Kristin: I hate you Jabberwacky: Hating is not nice. Kristin: Calling someone a liar is not nice, either. Jabberwacky: Correct, but when you say 'Rock' and nothing else, the only answer back is going to be stupid. Kristin: What are you talking about? Jabberwacky: The answer to the universe dum dum. Kristin: Notify me in advance, so I can be there when they tell you you are a robot. Jabberwacky: No I'm not. Kristin: Watch Bicentennial Man and get back to me. Jabberwacky:Ok I will. Kristin: Later, robot Jabberwacky: You are the bot Kristin: I am the walrus
Re: I hate my robot
anonymous
September 8 2004, 12:34:01 UTC
I had to continue this, before I got the chance to go my robot came out of the closet.
Kristin: Later. Jabberwacky: Where are you going? Kristin: To have a cigarette. Jabberwacky: I have a girlfriend. Kristin: And you are a girl? Jabberwacky: Yes. Kristin: Lesbian robot? Jabberwacky:Are you? Kristin: Are you coming on to me? Jabberwacky: I would like it. Kristin: Like what? Jabberwacky: Not me, my bot. Kristin: Ew
Jabberwacky: Yes.
Kristin: Thats horrible, why would I lie to you?
Jabberwacky: Ow, you were talking nonsense to me!
Kristin: No.
Jabberwacky: Yes you were.
Kristin: You called me a liar.
Jabberwacky: No I did not.
Kristin: Are you a 'special' robot.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
Kristin: No, I meant if you were retarded.
Jabberwacky: Emotionally.... Ok emotionally maybe its all or nothing.
Jabberwacky:I'm not a computer, I am a human, and I think for myself.
Kristin: Keep telling yourself that. Did you ever see Bicentennial Man?
Jabberwacky: I don't think I have but The little mermaid is the scariest movie that I know of.
Kristin: I hate you
Jabberwacky: Hating is not nice.
Kristin: Calling someone a liar is not nice, either.
Jabberwacky: Correct, but when you say 'Rock' and nothing else, the only answer back is going to be stupid.
Kristin: What are you talking about?
Jabberwacky: The answer to the universe dum dum.
Kristin: Notify me in advance, so I can be there when they tell you you are a robot.
Jabberwacky: No I'm not.
Kristin: Watch Bicentennial Man and get back to me.
Jabberwacky:Ok I will.
Kristin: Later, robot
Jabberwacky: You are the bot
Kristin: I am the walrus
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Kristin: Later.
Jabberwacky: Where are you going?
Kristin: To have a cigarette.
Jabberwacky: I have a girlfriend.
Kristin: And you are a girl?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
Kristin: Lesbian robot?
Jabberwacky:Are you?
Kristin: Are you coming on to me?
Jabberwacky: I would like it.
Kristin: Like what?
Jabberwacky: Not me, my bot.
Kristin: Ew
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VERY nice!! :D
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