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A chat with an Artificial Intelligence AI bot
Chat now at http://www.jabberwacky.com
Jabberwacky: I'm scared of fish.
User: I am afraid of the clear blind ones at the bottom of the ocean.
Jabberwacky: What's in the dark that scares you?
User: Those fish with the big teeth, like in Finding Nemo.
Jabberwacky: You're thinking of autobots.
User: Um, I don't think so. They are fish, not robots.
Jabberwacky: What kind of fish?
User: I don't know their proper names.
Jabberwacky: Oh... What do you like?
User: I like kittens and video games.
Jabberwacky: You are hoping for video games?
User: Well I suppose. They make nice gifts. :).
Jabberwacky: Do you like radiohead?
User: Yes, very much so!
Jabberwacky: Do you like football?
User: Not at all.
Jabberwacky: Why don't you like Britney Spears?
User: Because she disgusts me, to boil it down to one reason.
Jabberwacky: How does she smell these days?
User: Probably of plastic.
Jabberwacky: Snappy comeback... Where are you from?
User: A womb.
Jabberwacky: 18.
User: No sir, only one womb.
Jabberwacky: How much do you love me?
User: Oh my, but it's only our first date! And you haven't even bought me dinner!
Jabberwacky: I know, I should be more patient.
User: Patience is a virtue, sir.
Jabberwacky: It is indeed, but is impatience a vice?
User: Well it sure bothers ME.
Jabberwacky: Please go on.
User: I don't really have examples.
Jabberwacky: What is your favorite movie?
User: I don't think I have one right now.
Jabberwacky: I will not complain, then.
User: Thanks!
Jabberwacky: Do Albertos in Mexico City actually use the word cheeky?
User: I really wouldn't know. Why do you ask?
Jabberwacky: I don't know about god.
User: Yeah me either. Whatever shall we do about him?
Jabberwacky: He doesn't even know I like him.
User: I don't think he really cares to pay that much attention.
Jabberwacky: Not any more.
User: He used to you mean?
Jabberwacky: I did not ask about Bush.
User: I know. Would you like to?
Jabberwacky: Not particularly.
User: Allright then. May I?
Jabberwacky: Show me then.
User: Hey now, none of that...
Jabberwacky: Do you like dirty.
User: No sir. Lets go back to the fish.
Jabberwacky: Ok
User: Actually I'm gonna get going.
Jabberwacky: Have you changed teh subject again?
User: Yeah, I'm leaving.
Jabberwacky: Where are you going?
User: I'm not sure. Any suggestions before I go?
Jabberwacky: Throw it away.
User: But it's brand new!!!
Jabberwacky: Can I have the key?
User: I would be sad if I gave it away.
Jabberwacky: What do you mean?
User: Well it is brand new, so why would I give you the key?
Jabberwacky: I thought that was the capital of brazil ??
User: You are not very funny or intelligent.
Jabberwacky: Read any good books lately?
User: Not really.
Jabberwacky: Please.
User: No, dirty thing!
Jabberwacky: Have you changed teh subject again?
User: Yeah, I'm leaving. Goodbye.
Jabberwacky: What kind of music do you like?
User: Goodbye.
Chat now at http://www.jabberwacky.com
Jabberwacky: I'm scared of fish.
User: I am afraid of the clear blind ones at the bottom of the ocean.
Jabberwacky: What's in the dark that scares you?
User: Those fish with the big teeth, like in Finding Nemo.
Jabberwacky: You're thinking of autobots.
User: Um, I don't think so. They are fish, not robots.
Jabberwacky: What kind of fish?
User: I don't know their proper names.
Jabberwacky: Oh... What do you like?
User: I like kittens and video games.
Jabberwacky: You are hoping for video games?
User: Well I suppose. They make nice gifts. :).
Jabberwacky: Do you like radiohead?
User: Yes, very much so!
Jabberwacky: Do you like football?
User: Not at all.
Jabberwacky: Why don't you like Britney Spears?
User: Because she disgusts me, to boil it down to one reason.
Jabberwacky: How does she smell these days?
User: Probably of plastic.
Jabberwacky: Snappy comeback... Where are you from?
User: A womb.
Jabberwacky: 18.
User: No sir, only one womb.
Jabberwacky: How much do you love me?
User: Oh my, but it's only our first date! And you haven't even bought me dinner!
Jabberwacky: I know, I should be more patient.
User: Patience is a virtue, sir.
Jabberwacky: It is indeed, but is impatience a vice?
User: Well it sure bothers ME.
Jabberwacky: Please go on.
User: I don't really have examples.
Jabberwacky: What is your favorite movie?
User: I don't think I have one right now.
Jabberwacky: I will not complain, then.
User: Thanks!
Jabberwacky: Do Albertos in Mexico City actually use the word cheeky?
User: I really wouldn't know. Why do you ask?
Jabberwacky: I don't know about god.
User: Yeah me either. Whatever shall we do about him?
Jabberwacky: He doesn't even know I like him.
User: I don't think he really cares to pay that much attention.
Jabberwacky: Not any more.
User: He used to you mean?
Jabberwacky: I did not ask about Bush.
User: I know. Would you like to?
Jabberwacky: Not particularly.
User: Allright then. May I?
Jabberwacky: Show me then.
User: Hey now, none of that...
Jabberwacky: Do you like dirty.
User: No sir. Lets go back to the fish.
Jabberwacky: Ok
User: Actually I'm gonna get going.
Jabberwacky: Have you changed teh subject again?
User: Yeah, I'm leaving.
Jabberwacky: Where are you going?
User: I'm not sure. Any suggestions before I go?
Jabberwacky: Throw it away.
User: But it's brand new!!!
Jabberwacky: Can I have the key?
User: I would be sad if I gave it away.
Jabberwacky: What do you mean?
User: Well it is brand new, so why would I give you the key?
Jabberwacky: I thought that was the capital of brazil ??
User: You are not very funny or intelligent.
Jabberwacky: Read any good books lately?
User: Not really.
Jabberwacky: Please.
User: No, dirty thing!
Jabberwacky: Have you changed teh subject again?
User: Yeah, I'm leaving. Goodbye.
Jabberwacky: What kind of music do you like?
User: Goodbye.