What does it take to be a bizzie....
I stole this from melissa moore!!
What does it take to be a bizzie?
1) you must have multiple airhead moments a day
2) you must complain about Oneida incesantly, but still love it
3) you must complain about guys incesantly, but still love them
4) you must listen to everything every other bizzie says and offer advice such as "he's an asshole." "Lets all become lesbians," or "Lets just move out of this town."
5) You must know that headquarters are in Melbells living room with plenty of ice cream and some movie we don't pay all that much attention to.
6) you must be available at all times, regardless of your location for a bizzie phone call in case she has some news or hilarious story to tell
7) You must have, at some point in your life, fallen for a guy that you have no chance of forming a successful relationship with (ie losers, assholes, and gay men)
8) You must send the other bizzies funny IMs when your bored
9) You must be hilarious when you are drunk, so that everyone can make fun of you the next day
10) You must hold the bizzie friendships above all others, even tho your drunk college friends are a riot too.
I effin miss you girlies sooooo much!!!! Biznaaaaays for life!
"We are all sitting
Legs crossed round a fire
My yellow flame she dances
Tequila drinking, oh, our
Minds will wander
To wondrous places
So why would you care
To get out of this place
You and me and all our friends
Such a happy human race
Eat, drink, and be merry"
What does it take to be a bizzie?
1) you must have multiple airhead moments a day
2) you must complain about Oneida incesantly, but still love it
3) you must complain about guys incesantly, but still love them
4) you must listen to everything every other bizzie says and offer advice such as "he's an asshole." "Lets all become lesbians," or "Lets just move out of this town."
5) You must know that headquarters are in Melbells living room with plenty of ice cream and some movie we don't pay all that much attention to.
6) you must be available at all times, regardless of your location for a bizzie phone call in case she has some news or hilarious story to tell
7) You must have, at some point in your life, fallen for a guy that you have no chance of forming a successful relationship with (ie losers, assholes, and gay men)
8) You must send the other bizzies funny IMs when your bored
9) You must be hilarious when you are drunk, so that everyone can make fun of you the next day
10) You must hold the bizzie friendships above all others, even tho your drunk college friends are a riot too.
I effin miss you girlies sooooo much!!!! Biznaaaaays for life!
"We are all sitting
Legs crossed round a fire
My yellow flame she dances
Tequila drinking, oh, our
Minds will wander
To wondrous places
So why would you care
To get out of this place
You and me and all our friends
Such a happy human race
Eat, drink, and be merry"