Suzy Creamcheese, what's got into you?
- "Aren't you embarrassed?"
- "Nope. I'm horny. Horny will kick embarrassment's ass anytime."
What's this? Two entries in one month? That's right kids, my boredom and an exciting weekend inspired me to do another edition of the journal. So sit back, get yourself a 40, turn on your Steely Dan album and enjoy...
Last Monday the Princeton chapter of 4M(Which consisted of Andrew, Ryan and myself for the night) watched Lucio Fulci's The House By The Cemetery. It was a pretty decent movie I thought. It was pretty much your typical Fulci movie in that is was to be enjoyed for mostly the special effects and gore. I was disappointed though that Andrew didn't proclaim he had to "take a shit" minutes after arriving(which is usually par for the course). After Andrew left, Ryan and I watched some of
Just One Of The Guys(1985)
Friday night brought The Battle of the Bands to The Pub. Ryan and I arrived right before Egon's went on to bring the rock. They put on a good show complete with a nice entrance and in camouflage attire, but alas - did not win! Boooooooooo! It was still a pretty decent night though, I was amused at the bartender yelling at everyone to "GET THE FUCK OUT" when it was time to close(and no one paying him any attention). It was also of interest seeing Buddha throwing a prize into the crowd and knocking a girls drink out of her hand.
Ashley, Ryan and I made a trek to Brown Bag in Ottawa on Saturday night. This was my first trip there(I swear!) so I was pretty excited. We came across Ryan's "item" we were gonna get him for his birthday, but alas - it was 168 dollars!!! That was over my budget, so I told Ryan he'd just have to go home and make his own with a ziplock bag and crisco. We then wondered around for awhile looking at all the uhhh, "devices" and the magazine wall - I didn't think we were ever gonna get Ryan away from that copy of Horny Teens! We then decided to check out the vast array of videos they had. Here's just a few of the movie titles that we came across:
-Bustin' Buttholes
-Hey, Grandma's A Slut, Vol. 18
-Sista's Gotta Piss
-The Company Of Men: Roughneck Goes To Camp - Okay, I made that one up!
-Girls Who Fuck Food
*NOTE* On the cover of the video for Bustin' Buttholes, they had a sticker that read "GAY". Well thank you Brown Bag for putting this sticker on! After reading the title of the movie AND seeing the picture on the cover of two guys buttfucking, I was still unsure as to what kind of porn this was.
We then went to LaSalle for some J action. After our meal, Ryan came back from the arcade with some grizzly news: BOTH SHOCKER GAMES WERE GONE!!!!!! Yes folks, the arcade game both Ryan and I have come to know and love was gone! Hopefully this is just temporary and it will be back soon. Otherwise we'll have to stick with Big Buck Hunter and Golden Tee.
Oh yea, today is Ryan's birthday. If you see him out and about, be sure to give him two slaps across his mouth and tell him "Happy birthday, sissy!"
Ok, that's enough for now, maybe if you keep your fingers crossed I'll be back for a *gasp* third entry this month!
Don't count on it!
-Later!