So I see that some of you didn't listen to me the last time. Lovely ( Read more... )

[there's heavy breathing for all of this]

...

I should have expected this.

Give the antidotes to the others. I'll be fi-

[there's a gasp, and some pained noises for a few moments]

...That's not helping my case, is it? Haha...

I really hope nobody else dies.

One of those Gods just invited me out for tea. I'm not sure how I should feel about this.

Aaah~ It seems that young people are fighting again. Normally I would just sit back and let you all fight out your differences, but I'm afraid I'll have to step in this time~ As much as I hate getting involved in arguments, when it gets to this level I can't just let you all beat each other up anymore. So just bear with this old man and listen for ( Read more... )

This looks like it's going to be a problem, so I'll say it now to get it out of the way.

Yes, I am a monk. A Buddhist monk, to be exact. Yes, I do try to follow the teachings of Buddha. Yes, I do know all of the religious ceremonies, and I can perform them at will. And yes, I do have beliefs that many of you probably do not share ( Read more... )