For everyone voting tomorrow
Here is what Spider Jerusalem says about voting (more or less):
"Imagine you're locked in a huge underground nightclub filled with sinners, whores, freaks and unnameable things that like to rape pit bulls for fun. And you aren't allowed out until you all vote on what to do tonight. YOU like to put your feet up and watch 'Republican Party Reservation' . THEY like to have sex with normal people using guns, knives and brand-new sexual organs that you did not know existed. So you vote for television, and everyone else, as far as your eye can see, votes to fuck you with switchblades. That's voting. You're welcome."
Happy Tuesday!
"Imagine you're locked in a huge underground nightclub filled with sinners, whores, freaks and unnameable things that like to rape pit bulls for fun. And you aren't allowed out until you all vote on what to do tonight. YOU like to put your feet up and watch 'Republican Party Reservation' . THEY like to have sex with normal people using guns, knives and brand-new sexual organs that you did not know existed. So you vote for television, and everyone else, as far as your eye can see, votes to fuck you with switchblades. That's voting. You're welcome."
Happy Tuesday!