'9 1/2 Ninjas!' (1991) NO STARS
9 1/2 Ninjas
Ok, so this movie is supposed to be a spoof on '9 1/2 Weeks' and ninja movies...
The tagline on IMDB.com: "The first erotic martial arts action comedy."
Wait... I don't think this movie was straight to video. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE???? TYPO????
13 minutes in and no erotica, I am not impressed.
Plus no one's attractive. Or funny. Or attractive.
A banana was just microwaved into a bigger banana. OIC.
I see London, I see France, I see a lady in her underpants.
Is this flashback montage really the inspiration behind 'Shallow Hal'?
Dumbest. Movie. Ever.
And no, not even the perverted ninja hand puppet can save it.