peace up... a town down
finals are done. i'll drink to that. my new love is young jeezy. don't fuck wit dat.
have i ever told you how cool my job is? no, really?
today we had an end of the year xmas luncheon. 45 cool ass people at stockyards steakhouse on company tab. doesn't matter that i'm underage because i'm with a bunch of business professionals and the waiter didn't even think twice when i ordered some beer for the first, second, or third time. and i didn't even think twice about ordering it even though my boss was sitting across from me. probably because the bastard could drink me under the table and i've been to two happy hours with him and my other coworkers this week. all on company tab because they were "interviews" for our possible new hires.
at the luncheon we had a white elephant gift exchange. i gave meme the love midget. she has 3 pleasure holes ready for loving. quoted from the box. my mom was freaking out because she said it's not an appropriate gift for any workplace. it was perfect for mine. not only did everyone love it but the senior creative director blew her up (she's naked and has painted on pubic hair by the way) and my boss stuck golf tees in her three pleasure holes. all while he was wearing girls underoos with monkeys on them (that was the gift he got, which later got stolen and he ended up with deoderizing rocks).
so i was heavy buzzin and eating expensive steak on company tab. seeing my bosses do ridiculous stuff. and then we get told by the owners that everyone is getting a christmas bonus next friday.
seriously, my job rules.
have i ever told you how cool my job is? no, really?
today we had an end of the year xmas luncheon. 45 cool ass people at stockyards steakhouse on company tab. doesn't matter that i'm underage because i'm with a bunch of business professionals and the waiter didn't even think twice when i ordered some beer for the first, second, or third time. and i didn't even think twice about ordering it even though my boss was sitting across from me. probably because the bastard could drink me under the table and i've been to two happy hours with him and my other coworkers this week. all on company tab because they were "interviews" for our possible new hires.
at the luncheon we had a white elephant gift exchange. i gave meme the love midget. she has 3 pleasure holes ready for loving. quoted from the box. my mom was freaking out because she said it's not an appropriate gift for any workplace. it was perfect for mine. not only did everyone love it but the senior creative director blew her up (she's naked and has painted on pubic hair by the way) and my boss stuck golf tees in her three pleasure holes. all while he was wearing girls underoos with monkeys on them (that was the gift he got, which later got stolen and he ended up with deoderizing rocks).
so i was heavy buzzin and eating expensive steak on company tab. seeing my bosses do ridiculous stuff. and then we get told by the owners that everyone is getting a christmas bonus next friday.
seriously, my job rules.