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interesting fact for everyone out there...
in one hour 32 women get breast implants, and 17 get breast reductions.
this means that breasts are getting bigger by 15 pairs an hour.
that's 360 pairs a day. 131,400 pairs a year.
it's a good generation to be alive.
not to mention all the breats growing naturally through puberty, which is when i like to see them (right alexis?)
so in class today i was sending and recieving texts like crazy and some funny conversations happened i thought you all might get a kick out of... this just gives you an idea of what i do sitting in class, in case anyone ever wondered that:
me: who do you text that much? i wonder how many i usually use
eric: mia
eric: you don't have a girlfriend anymore, its going to be hard for you to send tons of texts
me: i dont have a girlfriend. i have many.
eric: ha ha ok. yeah. cocky ass bastard. ha ha just kidding player.
me: actually i just text matt after u said that and said he is now my girlfriend
eric: ah how sweet. Is (s)he the one? Whens the wedding? The merger of the ligtning and the pooper coupe.
me: yeah he said "fair enough" when the ligtning and pooper coupe mate it will be the pooping coupe
eric: i prefer the super lightning.
me: to each his own i guess
eric: when in rome.
me: that does not work there. ha ha what movie was that from?
eric: anchorman. duh.
me: ha ha damn i blanked on that one freaking shoot me
eric: ron bur gen dy??
eric: [sends a bunch of gay animations and text people]
me: im in a glass case of emotion!
me: matt text me back and just broke up with me
eric: What! A divorce! No super lightning? But why. You chated on him didn't you?
me: dude how could i cheat on him we were only together for 5 minutes
eric: you can do it. That's plenty of time to throw away your future.
me: ha ha he was not my future my life will go on. I will find someone who truly understands me
eric: think about it. Matt truly understands you. Really
me: I don't need him to be happy. Im my own person. A strong independent woman.
now i know you are all wondering what happened in the dramatic break-up between matt and i, so here it is... this was going on at the same time as the above conversation.
me: u are now my girlfriend
matt: fair enough, but why?
me: cuz im trying to win an alltel text contest but eric said that since i dont have a girlfriend it will be hard for me to send a ton. So i figured id get one
::5 minutes later::
matt: we're not working out, i'm going to have to break it off
me: Dude that was shorter than an eigth grade relationship
matt: we can still be friends, i'm just not ready right now. Any my eighth grade relationship lasted over 2 years, lol.
me: was it something i did? We can work through this.
matt: i just felt we didn't have good communication. we can be friends with benefits though.
me: friends with benefits never works. Someone always gets attached. I was not using u for the texts if thats what ur mad about. U complete me.
matt: ok i lied, there is someone else.
me: What?! Who is it i will kill that bitch
matt: it's tony, he's just so dreamy.
me: Hes a liar. He wont ever catch an ember for u no matter what he says. Besides if huy finds out about u two he will go crouching tiger on u
matt: huy is in on the action
me: Well since the truth is coming out i should let u know i have been doing ur mom
matt: thats why she's been so happy lately.
in one hour 32 women get breast implants, and 17 get breast reductions.
this means that breasts are getting bigger by 15 pairs an hour.
that's 360 pairs a day. 131,400 pairs a year.
it's a good generation to be alive.
not to mention all the breats growing naturally through puberty, which is when i like to see them (right alexis?)
so in class today i was sending and recieving texts like crazy and some funny conversations happened i thought you all might get a kick out of... this just gives you an idea of what i do sitting in class, in case anyone ever wondered that:
me: who do you text that much? i wonder how many i usually use
eric: mia
eric: you don't have a girlfriend anymore, its going to be hard for you to send tons of texts
me: i dont have a girlfriend. i have many.
eric: ha ha ok. yeah. cocky ass bastard. ha ha just kidding player.
me: actually i just text matt after u said that and said he is now my girlfriend
eric: ah how sweet. Is (s)he the one? Whens the wedding? The merger of the ligtning and the pooper coupe.
me: yeah he said "fair enough" when the ligtning and pooper coupe mate it will be the pooping coupe
eric: i prefer the super lightning.
me: to each his own i guess
eric: when in rome.
me: that does not work there. ha ha what movie was that from?
eric: anchorman. duh.
me: ha ha damn i blanked on that one freaking shoot me
eric: ron bur gen dy??
eric: [sends a bunch of gay animations and text people]
me: im in a glass case of emotion!
me: matt text me back and just broke up with me
eric: What! A divorce! No super lightning? But why. You chated on him didn't you?
me: dude how could i cheat on him we were only together for 5 minutes
eric: you can do it. That's plenty of time to throw away your future.
me: ha ha he was not my future my life will go on. I will find someone who truly understands me
eric: think about it. Matt truly understands you. Really
me: I don't need him to be happy. Im my own person. A strong independent woman.
now i know you are all wondering what happened in the dramatic break-up between matt and i, so here it is... this was going on at the same time as the above conversation.
me: u are now my girlfriend
matt: fair enough, but why?
me: cuz im trying to win an alltel text contest but eric said that since i dont have a girlfriend it will be hard for me to send a ton. So i figured id get one
::5 minutes later::
matt: we're not working out, i'm going to have to break it off
me: Dude that was shorter than an eigth grade relationship
matt: we can still be friends, i'm just not ready right now. Any my eighth grade relationship lasted over 2 years, lol.
me: was it something i did? We can work through this.
matt: i just felt we didn't have good communication. we can be friends with benefits though.
me: friends with benefits never works. Someone always gets attached. I was not using u for the texts if thats what ur mad about. U complete me.
matt: ok i lied, there is someone else.
me: What?! Who is it i will kill that bitch
matt: it's tony, he's just so dreamy.
me: Hes a liar. He wont ever catch an ember for u no matter what he says. Besides if huy finds out about u two he will go crouching tiger on u
matt: huy is in on the action
me: Well since the truth is coming out i should let u know i have been doing ur mom
matt: thats why she's been so happy lately.